27 Epic Shakti Kapoor Dialogues That Made Him The King of Filmy Punchlines

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Shakti Kapoor is one of the most comic actors to grace the Bollywood screen. He has also been one of the most feared villains in Bollywood movies for more than three decades. He has performed in more than 300 movies so far and often nominated for the Filmfare Award in the most comic performance category.

Shakti Kapoor is often known for his unique style of dialogues in his movies. He has been a popular reference for mimicry artistes who emulate his style and dialogues such as “Aaaooo Lolita” from the movie Tohfa and”Main Nanha sa Chotta sa Bachcha Hoon” from the movie Chaalbaaz. We have collected a list of Shakti Kapoor dialogues that made him the king of filmy punchlines.

Shakti Kapoor’s dialogues and punchlines

Shakti Kapoor dialogues - Chaalbaaz - Mein ek nanha sa, pyara sa, chota sa bachcha hoon


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Andaz Apna Apna - Yeh Teja Teja kya hai... yeh Teja Teja


Shakti Kapoor films - Gunda - Mera naam hai Chutiya... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya


Shakti Kapoor dialogues - Raja Babu - Main hoon Nandu sabka bandhu


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Veeru Dada - Mere Kanne Chakku Hai


Shakti Kapoor films - Andaz Apna Apna - Crime master Gogo naam hai mera... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main


Shakti Kapoor dialogues - Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hain - Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Khuddar - Tum meri zindagi mein full stop toh kya comma bhi nahi laga sake


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Raja Babu - Samajhta nahi hai yaar


Shakti Kapoor films - Chauraha - Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal... chal do rupai nikaal


Shakti Kapoor dialogues - Teen Patti - Itni dawaiyan kha raha hoon ki mera poora shareer ek chemist ki dukaan ban gaya hai


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Andaz Apna Apna - Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga... khandani chor hoon main, khandani... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo


Shakti Kapoor films - Raja Babu - Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi


Shakti Kapoor dialogues - Jaanam Samjha Karo - Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab... chalo mere gundon milkar maaro sab


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Hum To Mohabbat Karega - Ek mujrim kanoon se bhaag sakta hai... lekin doosre mujrim se nahi


Shakti Kapoor films - Baaghi - Apun ke dhande ke andhar rishta nahi... fayda soocha jaata hai


Shakti Kapoor dialogues - Shapath - Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Muqabla - Pehle tolo... phir bolo!


Shakti Kapoor films - Insaaf Ki Devi - Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai


Shakti Kapoor dialogues - Andaz Apna Apna - Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Raja Babu - Joh bhi pyar se mila hum us hi ke ho liye... jahan par khatiya mili hum wahin pe soo liye


Shakti Kapoor films - Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hain - Kardo aaisi ghatna... woh seedhe pahunche Patna


Shakti Kapoor dialogues - Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hain - Kaat dete hai iska patta... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Hum Saath Saath Hain - Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai


Shakti Kapoor films - Sone Pe Suhaaga - Pehle khoon ke baad aadmi kanoon se darta hai... lekin do-char khoon karne ke baad kanoon aadmi se darta hai


Shakti Kapoor dialogues - Silsila Hai Pyar Ka - Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai... poori umar nahi


Shakti Kapoor Movie dialogues - Qurbani - Abhi hamari ek mulaqat aur hogi... aur woh tumhare liye aakhri hogi


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